#1 Special Delivery
I was a pizza guy for 3 years. Delivered to this one cute girl. She handed me back the receipt asked if I had a FB. I said no, but I can give you my phone number. Minutes after I got in my car she texted me talking dirty stuff. So when I got off my shift I came back over and it happened. Didn't happen on the spot, but I came back and got the job done shortly after. It counts. Right?
#2 The Cable Guy
I install cable for time warner. First job of the day is swapping a cable box for this cute black woman. Shes just in her robe and she's giving me the eye the whole time I'm there. She gets a call from some guy and they're arguing and I can tell it's an ex or something. She hangs up and apologizes for getting into it with him. She tells me he's white (I'm a shy little white guy) and that she loves white boys. I'm all finished and wrap up with my usual, "is there anything else I can do for you?" She motions to me to come over and starts rubbing my cock through my pants. I'm instantly hard and she pulls it out and sucks the shit out of my dick. Full on porn star blow job, spitting on it, gagging, moaning, the whole nine yards. I finish on her tits and we look at each other like we can't believe that just happened. I zip up and she tells me she's 43 and has a son about my age. She looked like she was 25 and I was in total shock. Made me feel weird so I left without getting her number.
Tl;dr: she blew my cock then blew my mind lol
Tl;dr: she blew my cock then blew my mind lol
Well... I guess my mom and step-dad were in one. He was a handyman who came over to fix our dishwasher. Next thing I new he was coming over nightly. 2 weeks in I asked my mom, "Why don't you just replace the darn dishwasher? I'm sick of this guy over ever night...."
In college, I go home for the summer and live with my parents while working a summer job. I run out of checks one day and walk into a local branch of my national bank to order more. I'm pointed into an office where a girl just a little older than I am is sitting behind a desk. She sees me and smile. While ordering the checks, we get to small talk and I find out she's new to the area and has just graduated. The bank job is her first right out of school. We begin to flirt a bit and I notice how Damn good she looks in blazer. Finally, she asks for my address to put on the check headers and I give her my home address. She freezes, smiles, and then tells me she just moved in down the street from me. We laugh about it and I tell her few things about my lifelong neighbors. It was almost 5 and she told me that if I wanted to wait around, she was going to grab a beer after work. I did. We fucked in the bank parking lot less than 20 mins later and then almost every night for the rest of the summer.
"I went to a friends wedding in another country. As I arranged to go at the last minute I could not find a hotel room for the night. My friends divorced mother offered that I stay at her house. I've only seen her mother a couple of times before, but accepted to stay over. After everyone left to their hotel rooms, her mom and I were alone, a few drinks later we were naked on the couch and a few minutes later we were in the bedroom.
Best 3 day weekend away in a long time :)"
Best 3 day weekend away in a long time :)"
I was living in an off-campus rental during part of college. The landlord hired a local paint/decorating business to have new window blinds installed. The girl who came to put them up (I was there by myself, waiting) was cute, friendly and flirted while standing on the ladder with me sitting on the edge of the bed, watching and making small talk.
At one point, she put the drill and screw driver down, and small talk became no talk ...
But unlike a porn scenario, we dated for a few months thereafter.
At one point, she put the drill and screw driver down, and small talk became no talk ...
But unlike a porn scenario, we dated for a few months thereafter.
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